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Well Jinkx, we sure have learned a lot tonight
We sure have!
Turns out that whether you celebrate Christmas
Or don't celebrate Christmas
It can be a hard time of year for a lot of us
That's true. But, at least we're all miserable together!
Everyone is traumatized by Christmas
Everyone's just grinning through the cheer
We start our lives all starry-eyed with childhood propaganda
Then find out all those strange men's laps wеre never rеally Santa
Everyone is traumatized by Christmas
It's almost no-one's favourite time of year
Everyone is traumatized by Christmas
And generously spreads their shit around
The Jesus songs, mangers on lawns- this bullshit is incessant
The Christians have the world on lock and now they want a present, ugh
Everyone is traumatized by Christmas
No one's safe when Santa comes to town
No matter where you come from
No matter who you are
There's something 'bout this holiday that's sure to leave a scar
An overbearing family
Or no family at all
Run over by a reindeer or just working at the mall
Oh!
Everyone is traumatized by Christmas
We just have our wounds gift-wrapped to get by
We all drown our depression in more fruit cake and wine
You may feel like you're all alone but sister, get in line!
'Cos everyone is traumatized by Christmas time
But, at least they're not alone
No, at least you're not alone
No, you're not alone if you've been traumatized!
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