Gaston (Beauty and the Beast) - Richard White, Jesse Corti

Richard White & Jesse Corti - Classic Disney: 60 Years of Musical Magic - Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)

Disc 1
01.	A Whole New World (Aladdin)
02.	Circle of Life (The Lion King)
03.	Beauty and the Beast (Beauty and the Beast)
04.	Under the Sea (The Little Mermaid)
05.	Hakuna Matata (The Lion King)
06.	Kiss the Girl (The Little Mermaid)
07.	I Just Can't Wait to Be King (The Lion King)
08.	Poor Unfortunate Souls (The Little Mermaid)
09.	Chim Chim Cher-ee (Mary Poppins)
10.	Jolly Holiday (Mary Poppins)
11.	A Spoonful of Sugar (Mary Poppins)
12.	Let's Get Together (The Parent Trap)
13.	The Monkey's Uncle (The Monkey's Uncle)
14.	The Ugly Bug Ball (Summer Magic)
15.	The Spectrum Song (Walt Disney's Wonderful World of Color)
16.	Colonel Hathi's March (The Jungle Book)
17.	A Whale of a Tale (20,000 Leagues Under the Sea)
18.	You Can Fly! You Can Fly! You Can Fly! (Peter Pan)
19.	The Work Song (Cinderella)
20.	A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes (Cinderella)
21.	Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah (Song of the South)
22.	Dance of the Reed Flutes (Fantasia)
23.	Love Is a Song (Bambi)
24.	Some Day My Prince Will Come (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
25.	Minnie's Yoo-Hoo! (Mickey's Follies)
Disc 2
01.	Be Our Guest (Beauty and the Beast)
02.	Can You Feel the Love Tonight (The Lion King)
03.	Part of Your World (The Little Mermaid)
04.	One Jump Ahead (Aladdin)
05.	Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
06.	Something There (Beauty and the Beast)
07.	Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (Mary Poppins)
08.	Candle on the Water (Pete's Dragon)
09.	Main Street Electrical Parade (Disneyland)
10.	The Age of Not Believing (Bedknobs and Broomsticks)
11.	The Bare Necessities (The Jungle Book)
12.	Feed the Birds (Tuppence A Bag) (Mary Poppins)
13.	Best of Friends (The Fox and the Hound)
14.	Let's Go Fly a Kite (Mary Poppins)
15.	It's a Small World (After All) (New York World's Fair)
16.	The Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room (Disneyland)
17.	Mickey Mouse Club March (The Mickey Mouse Club)
18.	On the Front Porch (Summer Magic)
19.	The Second Star to the Right (Peter Pan)
20.	Ev'rybody Has a Laughing Place (Song of the South)
21.	Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo (Cinderella)
22.	So This Is Love (Cinderella)
23.	When You Wish Upon a Star (Pinocchio)
24.	Heigh-Ho (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
25.	Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf (The Three Little Pigs)
Disc 3
01.	Colors of the Wind (Pocahontas)
02.	You've Got a Friend in Me (Toy Story)
03.	Be Prepared (The Lion King)
04.	Out There (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
05.	Family (James and the Giant Peach)
06.	Les Poissons (The Little Mermaid)
07.	Mine, Mine, Mine (Pocahontas)
08.	Jack's Lament (The Nightmare Before Christmas)
09.	My Name Is James (James and the Giant Peach)
10.	Heffalumps and Woozles (Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day)
11.	The Mob Song (Beauty and the Beast)
12.	Portobello Road (Bedknobs and Broomsticks)
13.	Stay Awake (Mary Poppins)
14.	I Wan'na Be Like You (The Jungle Book)
15.	Oo-De-Lally (Robin Hood)
16.	Are We Dancing? (The Happiest Millionaire)
17.	Once Upon a Dream (Sleeping Beauty)
18.	Bella Notte (Lady and the Tramp)
19.	Following the Leader (Peter Pan)
20.	Trust in Me (The Jungle Book)
21.	The Ballad of Davy Crockett (Davy Crockett)
22.	I'm Professor Ludwig Von Drake (The Wonderful World of Color)
23.	Pink Elephants on Parade (Dumbo)
24.	Little April Shower (Bambi)
25.	The Silly Song (Dwarfs' Yodel Song) (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
Disc 4
01.	One Last Hope (Hercules)
02.	A Guy Like You (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
03.	On the Open Road (A Goofy Movie)
04.	Just Around the Riverbend (Pocahontas)
05.	Home (Beauty and the Beast: The Broadway Musical)
06.	Fantasmic! (Disneyland)
07.	Oogie Boogie's Song (The Nightmare Before Christmas)
08.	I Will Go Sailing No More (Toy Story)
09.	Substitutiary Locomotion (Bedknobs and Broomsticks)
10.	Stop, Look, and Listen/I'm No Fool (The Mickey Mouse Club)
11.	Love (Robin Hood)
12.	Thomas O'Malley Cat (The Aristocats)
13.	That's What Friends Are For (The Jungle Book)
14.	Winnie the Pooh (Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree)
15.	Femininity (Summer Magic)
16.	Ten Feet Off the Ground (The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band)
17.	The Siamese Cat Song (Lady and the Tramp)
18.	Enjoy It! (In Search of the Castaways)
19.	Although I Dropped $100,000 (I Found a Million Dollars in Your Smile) (A Symposium on Popular Songs)
20.	Give a Little Whistle (Pinocchio)
21.	Oh, Sing Sweet Nightingale (Cinderella)
22.	I Wonder (Sleeping Beauty)
23.	Looking for Romance (I Bring You a Song) (Bambi)
24.	Baby Mine (Dumbo)
25.	I'm Wishing/One Song (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
Disc 5
01.	I'll Make a Man Out of You (Mulan)
02.	I Won't Say (I'm in Love) (Hercules)
03.	God Help the Outcasts (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
04.	If I Can't Love Her (Beauty and the Beast: The Broadway Musical)
05.	Steady As the Beating Drum (Pocahontas)
06.	Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
07.	Strange Things (Toy Story)
08.	Cruella De Vil (101 Dalmatians (Live-Action))
09.	Eating the Peach (James and the Giant Peach)
10.	Seize the Day (Newsies)
11.	What's This? (The Nightmare Before Christmas)
12.	Lavender Blue (Dilly Dilly) (So Dear to My Heart)
13.	The Rain Rain Rain Came Down Down Down (Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day)
14.	A Step in the Right Direction (Bedknobs and Broomsticks)
15.	Boo Bop Bopbop Bop (I Love You, Too) (Pete's Dragon)
16.	Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me) (Pirates of the Caribbean)
17.	My Own Home (The Jungle Book)
18.	Ev'rybody Wants to Be a Cat (The Aristocats)
19.	In a World of My Own (Alice in Wonderland)
20.	You Belong to My Heart (The Three Caballeros)
21.	Humphrey Hop (In the Bag)
22.	He's a Tramp (Lady and the Tramp)
23.	Song of the South (Song of the South)
24.	When I See an Elephant Fly (Dumbo)
25.	I've Got No Strings (Pinocchio)

Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with
the wrong man! No one says "no" to Gaston!

Heh heh. Darn right.

Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's
more than I can bear.

More beer?

What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.

Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
My- what a guy, that Gaston

Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips

No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
For there's no one as burly and brawny
As you see I've got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
(That's right!)
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair

No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
I'm espcially good at expectorating
(Ptooey!)
Ten points for Gaston!

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge

No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
I use antlers in all of my decorating
Say it again
Who's a man among men?
And then say it once more
Who's the hero next door?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
And his name's G-A-S- T -
G-A-S-T - E -
G-A-S-T-O - oh!

GASTON!