Yo, come on, man. The fuck up, man. I wouldn't even
Be in here if it wasn't for your fuckin' ass, man
I don't know what you talkin' about
Look at my motherfuckin' face, nigga
Your face wouldn't look like that if your fuckin'
Ass wouldn'ta put that shit in your hole
Officer, can I get a phone call, please?
Fuck outta here, man
Officer! Fuckin' asshole. Got me twisted, I don't believe this shit
Earlier that evening
Don't blow that shit on me, man. Get that shit the fuck outta here
You always wanna get high, nigga
Nigga, I stays high, ride or die, man, what you talkin' about?
Ride or die
You hear that? Do you hear that?
Yeah, it sound like sirens, baby
Fuck you mean it sound like sirens? Yes, it is sirens
Oh, that's the five-oh, oh, hold on, baby
Man, what the fuck, put that shit out, man
Put this out? I'll put it in your ashtray
Well, don't put that shit in my ashtray, put that shit in your hole
My hole? What hole you talkin' about?
Motherfucker, put that shit in your motherfuckin'
Asshole, man, I'ma fuckin' put that shit in your hole
You can't be motherfuckin' serious. I'm bustin' my gun, fuck that
Bust your gun?
Yeah, nigga, we bust our guns, ride or die
Nigga, you wouldn't bust a fart in a disco, you bitch-
Ass nigga, what the fuck, put that shit in your hole, man
Man, ain't nothin' goin' in my hole
What the fuck? Man, listen, you gonna take this
Motherfuckin' shit and I'm gonna put this shit
I'ma kick your fuckin' ass, put that shit in your hole
Good afternoon, gentlemen. Can I see your driver's
License, your registration, and your insurance, please?
Oh, shit. What, what, what did I do? Why you pullin' me over, officer?
Well, first of all, you were goin' seventy-
Three in a twenty-five mile an hour zone
Seventy-three? This shit ain't even, this shit ain't even
Yes, absolutely. Wait a minute, this doesn't
Look like you. Where are your glasses?
I got contacts, what do you mean where my glasses at?
Uh, gentlemen, do you have any drugs or guns in the car?
No, come on, officer, don't, don't, don't
Take the keys out of the ignition
Why we gotta do all that, officer? Let
Me see your badge, let me see your ID
Peel off, peel off
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