Man, don't even try it, don't even try it, man
If you met that girl online, don't even try it, dog
I got got, I got catfished bad, y'all
Let me tell you 'bout Cinnamon, Miss Pigtails
Fake eyelashes and press-on nails
Met her on some gram flimflam
At first, I thought she was a hobot scam
Send me a picture holdin' up a peace sign
Well, hot damn, this girl is fine
"Let me take you out?" - "How 'bout we stay in?"
You win, Parkway View 10
She even called me an Uber and then paid for it
Told my driver Josh, "Hey nerd boy, floor it"
And as he did exactly as instructed
I pictured her pigtails
Her place looked like it had exploded
And the pile that remained eroded
Hold it, I couldn't find a door to knock
Just a ten with a hole in the wall, the spot
Catfish, catfish, fine-ass fat bitch
Short, no, tall bitch, that ain't you at all, bitch
Fake bitch, killer bitch, Photoshop filter bitch
Thought you had a dime, but you found a gorilla bitch
Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon Pigtails
Go, fly away, fly away, fly away
Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon Pigtails
Go, fly away, fly away, fly away
Cinnamon, let a ninja in
Peep the sign: Condemned - State of Michigan
Heard barkin', thought she had a dog
Nope, it was her neck croakin' like a frog
What in the Photoshoppin' hell is happenin'
With about nine filters overlappin' 'em
She half Sasquatch, what the fuck is happenin'
She got me contemplatin' attackin' the ho
She had bird flu in the face
Like she washed with mace and fell from outer space
Catfished by an actual catfish
And her breath smelled like cat piss
It's no wonder you paid for my Uber
Head lookin' like a fishbowl of goober
That filter must've burned a million gigabytes
Before that mug got any likes
Catfish, catfish, fine-ass fat bitch
Short, no, tall bitch, that ain't you at all, bitch
Fake bitch, killer bitch, Photoshop filter bitch
Thought you had a dime, but you found a gorilla bitch
Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon Pigtails
Go, fly away, fly away, fly away
Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon Pigtails
Go, fly away, fly away, fly away
Catfish, catfish, fine-ass fat bitch
Short, no, tall bitch, that ain't you at all, bitch
Fake bitch, killer bitch, Photoshop filter bitch
Thought you had a dime, but you found a gorilla bitch
Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon Pigtails
Go, fly away, fly away, fly away
Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon Pigtails
Go, fly away, fly away, fly away
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