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Shadrow - The FuMP, Vol. 69: May - June 2018 - You Should Be a Baker
The FuMP, Vol. 69: May - June 2018
01. Everything’s a Song! (Super Rad! Version!)
02. Duct Tape on a Broken Plot
03. Dotard Featherhead
04. Konami Code (Pankow remix)
05. No Man’s Sky
06. Cyber Sex
07. The Long Pig
08. Why Do You Torture Me?
09. Channel Surfing
10. Fish Man (Man Fish)
11. Don’t Talk About Size
12. Robot Party
13. Binary Love
14. The FuMP’s OK
15. It Runs in the Family
16. DoneKirk
17. It’s Hot as Balls Outside
18. You Should Be a Baker
Workin' hard in the springtime
It was time for a break
I took a seat in the food court
That was my first mistake
A middle aged man turned around to look at me
Without a second thought, he went and took the nearest seat
And said "Sorry, you looked a little like a friend"

I awkwardly chuckled and started to eat
But he insisted on absorbing my time
He asked me some questions, not very discreet
And then I looked in his eyes as they began to shine

He said
You should be a baker
You should quit your job and learn to bake
Think of all the pastries you can make
When you're thirty-five
You should be a baker
Or work in the deli industry
Forget about the life you wanna lead
And take a page outta mine

I was no longer out in the sun
But I was covered in sweat
That awkward feeling deep inside me
Is something I won't forget
He told me "Working retail's a dead end job"
Which I was well aware, but dude, I ain't no slob
I got projects and goals I'm working hard to achieve

I couldn't keep contact with one single eye
While the other listed off to the side
I'm counting the seconds as they're ticking by
I wish I picked a better place to hide

He said, again
You should be a baker
You should quit your job and learn to bake
Think of all the pastries you can make
When you're forty-five
You-hoo-hoo should be a baker
(You should be a baker man)
Or work in the deli industry
Forget about the life you wanna lead
And take a page outta mine

This conversation's been just fine
Do you wanna hang out sometime?
Croquembouche solo!

You should be a baker
You should quit your job and learn to bake
Think of all the pastries you can make
While you're still alive
You-hoo-hoo should be a baker
(You should be a baker man)
Or work in the deli industry
Forget about the life you wanna lead
And take a page outta mine