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The FuMP, Vol. 61: January - February 2017
01. We Want the FuMP
02. Second Week of Deer Camp (live)
03. Smells Like Herb Alpert
04. Dad Life
05. Dumb Americans
06. A Horse Named George
07. Bloviating in the Wind
08. Winter Woman
09. A Rowling in Time
10. Larry McBrim
11. Monkey
12. The Hell of Diets
13. The Twit in Twitter
14. The Bowling Green Fabrication Society
15. Really Bad Things
16. Regarding Your Demise
17. We Are (Mostly) All Immigrants, You Shmucks
18. How Far I’ll Troll
19. Vagina Regulator
(Shit!)

I do not have a vagina but I know what I'm doin'
And I know what to tell the ladies 'bout tabooin'
I do not have a vagina but I'm the one for rulin'
Now ladies, hear me out, ya need some schoolin'

I don't want you to do the nasty
Doin' the do that I do because I'm so sexy
Now onwards, I'll sign this thing that says I'm da man
All right!
Don't pay no mind, you don't got what I got, sexy
All right!

I do not have a vagina but I know how to woo 'em
I've had so many girls, ignore them suin'
I do not have a vagina but I know how to screw 'em
You can't do that except in stuff I'm googlin'

I know just what to do 'bout all this doin'
The do that everyone but me's doin, baby
Now onwards, I'll sign this thing that says I'm da man
All right!
Don't pay no mind, you don't got what I got, sexy
All right!
Yo, watch me sign then I'll whistle at yo' behind
All right!
You're at the grind and your choice and your voice is mine