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The FuMP, Vol. 59: September - October 2016
01. Waiting to Wait in Line
02. The Year the Big‐Mouth A$$hole Almost Won
03. Fuck First
04. Everyone Is a Critic (A.I.T.)
05. The Robots Will Kill Us All
06. Pirate
07. Doctor Who
08. I Wanna Eat a Big Piece of Cheese
09. I Want It Now
10. I’m Vambre Warrior
11. Pumpkin Spice‐mas
12. Donald Trump’s Wall
13. Sweet Bod
14. I’m a Cat Guy
15. He Ain’t Breathing
16. Stranger Things
17. Warriors for Hire
18. No Way, Pendejo!
19. Fat Elvis
Your body is so sweet now, baby
I'm saying trick or treat now
You know I've got to have you, yeah
You sexy sweet cadaver
All wrapped up like a mummy (ooh-ooh)
I'll cover you in honey
And wait a hundred years or so (oh-whoa, oh, oh)

You know, you know it isn't sexual (it isn't sexual)
Strictly confectional (strictly confectional)
Strictly medicinal (strictly medicinal)
If a little nontraditional

I'm digging up your coffin
And pouring out the contents
Your sexy sweet solution
Is prime for distribution
Sweet bod

Your body's starting rumors
Of Mason jars of sweetness
Whose satisfied consumers
Have often claimed to witness
Some sexy shrinking tumors, oh
A sweet return to fitness
They're just a hundred bucks or so (oh-whoa, oh, oh)

You know, you know it isn't sexual (it isn't sexual)
Strictly professional (strictly professional)
Entrepreneurial (entrepreneurial)
Oh, and what a sweet memorial

I'm digging up your coffin
And pouring out the contents
Good God, I'm glad to see you
Won't you be my panacea?
Sweet bod
Sweet bod
Oh, sweet bod
Sweet bod
Sweet bod