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The FuMP, Volume 17: September - October 2009
01. Birdf***er
02. Marvel Poppins
03. Friends on Myspace
04. Rock Is FTW!
05. Five for Two
06. Blow Me Down
07. Bill Watterson
08. All I Do Is Pretend to Work (While I'm at Work)
09. Eatin' Paste
10. Holes in the Fort
11. My Neighbor (The Bedroom Floor)
12. Bunny's Big Day
13. The New Song
14. Les's Morgue
15. When This Song Is Over You Will Die
16. Would You Like to Play a Game?
17. A Little Undead
18. All You Can Tweet
19. Spring Heeled Jack
Where'd you go when you were done?
I'd, like to know what you've become
Your biggest fan, awake at dawn
I cry, I stand on your front lawn

It's plain to see you're scared of me
But that's not how it's supposed to be!
When you're the reason I'm in town
And every piece of mind you put down

Don't you know I think that you're the cat's meow?
Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now?

Bill Watterson, can't you hear me? (Bill Watterson, can't you hear me?)
Bill Watterson, please don't fear me (Bill Watterson, please don't fear me)
Don't treat me like I have rabies
I only wanna have your babies

Tracing lines with fingertips
I saw the signs within these strips
And through the fog, between the frames
Of dialogue, I saw my name

And now I know where I must go
To show you that I love you so
So I brought books for you to sign
And I brought shears to cut your phone line

Don't you know I think that you're the cat's meow?
Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now?

Bill Watterson, can't you hear me? (Bill Watterson, can't you hear me?)
Bill Watterson, please don't fear me (Bill Watterson, please don't fear me)
Don't stare at me from your window
I know you wanna let me in

Though, oh!
You want me to show
How much I believe and
Prove how far I'll go to meet you
Through thunderstorms and snow
Well I would do anything
And oh!
I happen to know
The reason you're hiding
From publicity
It's not out of eccentricity
But rather for privacy
When you meet me

And when we meet I'll be complete
I'll shake your hand and kiss your feet
Confess my love and buy you flowers
And eat your heart and absorb your powers

Don't you know I think that you're the cat's meow?
Oh-oh-oh!
Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now?
Oh oh oh oh!

Bill Watterson, can't you hear me? (Bill Watterson, can't you hear me?)
Bill Watterson, please don't fear me (Bill Watterson, please don't fear me)
Don't run from me like I'm Jason (like I'm Jason)
I only wanna try your face on