Ha-ha-ha-ha, he-he-he-he
T'was the night before Christmas when all through the castle
My monsters were having a Yuletide hassle
The tree was all trimmed in ghoulish things
Like werewolf fangs and vampire wings
(It was a monster's holiday) But they were up to no good
(It was a monster's holiday) Didn't act like good monsters should
(It was a monster's holiday) They found themselves a new play
(It was a monster's holiday) They planned to rob Santa's sleigh
They were making a list and checking it twice
Frankenstein wanted a shiny new trike
A new chain for Janos, a brace for Igor's back
A speed shaver for Wolfman, a new cape for Drac
(It was a monster's holiday) They were up to no good
(It was a monster's holiday) Didn't act like good monsters should
(It was a monster's holiday) They found themselves a new play
(It was a monster's holiday) They planned to rob Santa's sleigh
The Mummy was to signal from the castle roof
At the very first sound of a reindeer hoof
As Santa slid down the chimney wall
The zombies were to make off with sleigh and all
From beyond the moat, there arose such a clatter
I jumped to the window to see what was the matter
Like a bolt of lightning, it happened so quick
And there in our midst stood old Saint Nick
(It was a monster's holiday) But they were up to no good
(It was a monster's holiday) Didn't act like good monsters should
(It was a monster's holiday) They found themselves a new play
(It was a monster's holiday) They planned to rob Santa's sleigh
When he began to dig down deep in his sack
And came up with the traction for Igor's back
Drac got his cape, Frankie's trike made him behave
Even Wolfman was happy, now he can shave
(It was a monster's holiday) And all ended well
(It was a monster's holiday) And Santa was really swell
(It was a monster's holiday) No need to rob Santa's sack
(It was a monster's holiday) Maybe next year, he'll come back
Now, you monster, what do you think of Santa?
Wasn't he great? Remember, he's the one you want to debate
He brought you happiness and cheer
And wished you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Now, wait a minute, Mommy
What did you think of Santa?
Mommy Dunn told me when I was in Band-Aid
That he was the greatest, yes, he was the greatest
And a Merry Christmas to everybody, he-he-he
And you remember, there's going to be a full moon
A moon, ha
A full moon, ha, hmm, ha, ha
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