Well, I ain't gonna pee-pee in no cup
Miss Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up
I said, yo, Nancy, we just say
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Well, go ahead and fire me from my job
But there's one little thing you ain't gonna rob
That's my freedom and my liberty
Well, I ain't gonna piss in no jar
Yeah, them evil peckerheads, they done gone way too far
I wouldn't pee in their mouths if they were dying of thirst
Yeah, we gotta get rid of this evil curse
I'm alive and I'm fighting this jive
Yeah, everybody should go to Washington
We can have ourselves a little fun
You know, they want our piss
I think we ought to give it to 'em
Yeah, surround the White House with a urinary moat
So Ronnie and Nancy will have to float on a boat
Then across a stinking, steaming yellow pee-pee sea
Ho!
Well, I ain't gonna piss in no jar
Yeah, them evil peckerheads, they done gone way too far
You know, Thomas Jefferson's gonna be mighty pissed
When he finds out about this
I said, come back from the dead, Tom
Sock 'em in the head
Ho, yeah
Why's everybody so afraid of drugs?
Man, they afraid of what the drugs gonna do to us
Well, I ain't gonna pee-pee in no cup
Miss Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up
I said, yo, Nancy, we just say
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Well, go ahead and throw me in some jail
Ram hot spikes up my tail
But you're not gonna get a drop of pee-pee out of me, y'all
Yeah, I ain't gonna piss in no jar
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
I said, no
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
You know, Foghorn Leghorn wouldn't pee in no jar
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
You know, Patrick Henry didn't say, give me
Liberty or give me a urine sample, now did he?
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
Oh, he sure enough like it now, didn't he?
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
Judy Long wouldn't piss in no jar
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
What's gonna be next, the doo doo police?
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
I ain't gonna piss in no jar
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