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Greetings this is the secretary of war at the state department of the united states we have a problem the companies want something done about this sluggish world economic situation profits h
Een running a little thin lately and we need to stimulate some growth now we know there's an alarmingly high number of young people roaming around in your country with nothing to do but stir up
Ble for the police and damage private property it doesn't look like they'll ever get a job it's about time we did something constructive with these people we've got thousands of 'em here too
'Re crawling all over
The companies think it's time we all sit down, have a serious get-together and start another war the president? He loves the idea! All those missiles streaming overhead to and fro napalm peo
Unning down the road, skin on fire the soviets seem up for it the kremlin's been itching for the real thing for years hell, afghanistan's no fun so whadya say? We don't even have to win thi
We just want to cut down on some of this excess population
Now look just start up a draft draft as many of those people as you can we'll call up every last youngster we can get our hands on, hand 'em some speed, give 'em an hour or two to learn how t
An automatic rifle and send 'em on their way libya? El salvador? How 'bout northern ireland? Or a moderately repressive regime in south america? We'll just cook up a good soviet t
Story in the middle east we need that oil we had libya all ready to go and colonel khadafy's hit squad didn't even show up I tell ya that man is unreliable the kremlin had their fingers on
Button just like we did for that one
Now just think for a minute we can make this war so big so big the more people we kill in this war, the more the economy will prosper we can get rid of practically everybody on your dole que
We plan this right take every loafer on welfare right off our computer rolls now don't worry about demonstrations just pump up your drug supply so many people have hooked themselves on hero
D amphetamines since we took over, it's just like vietnam we had everybody so busy with lsd they never got too strong kept the war functioning just fine
It's easy we've got our college kids so interested in beer they don't even care if we start manufacturing germ bombs again put a nuclear stockpile in their back yard, they wouldn't even know w
T looked like so how 'bout it? Look war is money the arms manufacturers tell me unless we get our bomb factories up to full production the whole economy is going to collapse the soviets are
E same boat we all agree the time has come for the big one, so whadya say? !? That's excellent we knew you'd agree the companies will be very pleased
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