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Adam Sandler - 100% Fresh - Daddy's Beard
100% Fresh
01. Electric Car
02. Tesla
03. Grandma's Roommate
04. Shoes Off / Sock Off
05. Oh No: Hollywood
06. Lotion
07. Daddy's Beard
08. Heated Toilet Seat
09. Baby Hi
10. Alcoholic Lawyer
11. Safe Word
12. Flip
13. Rescue Animals
14. Mr. Slo Mo
15. Uber Driver
16. Diabetes
17. Know a Guy
18. Hula Hoop
19. Mini-Golf
20. Wrong
21. Marriage Mystery
22. Rake
23. Everywhere
24. Books
25. 4:30
26. 101
27. Grandma Died
28. Shower
29. Asswipe
30. Dick Pic
31. Kid's Play
32. 9:30
33. Basketball
34. That's What She Said
35. Ice Cream Lady
36. Hero: Plane
37. Hero: Train
38. Hero: Heimlich
39. Bar Mitzvah Boy
40. Disney
41. Phone Wallet Keys
42. Sanduzzled
43. UFC Ears
44. Gym
45. Pool
46. Balls
47. Eggshells
48. Poosyfart
49. Vagina Fart
50. Anal
51. Station 69
52. Farley
53. Grow Old With You
54. Backseat (instrumental)
55. Sadie & Sunny
Daddy shaved his beard today
Mustache and sideburns went away
Daddy's lips are really small
Doesn't have a chin at all
Daddy made a big mistake

My father used to shave, my dad had a beard
And then, literally, every ten years would shave his beard
Like, didn't ask us, just fucking came out of nowhere, shaved.
It was
Any time my father shaved his beard, it was the only time you saw him look vulnerable.
When he first came out of the bathroom, he was like...
I was like, "Dad has dimples?"
I didn't know dad had dimples."
"It'll grow back."
"Why'd you do it?"
"I don't know."
"It was, It was itchy."
"It's been itchy for ten fucking years?"