[Silverware clicking]
[M1:] "can you pass the beats please?"
[F1:] "here you go"
[M1:] "thanks"
[Brad:] "hey mom, guess what?
I got invited to a party tonight!
And i'm gonna go if that's ok with you."
[Mom:] "nooo!"
[Brad:] "why not mom?"
[F1:] "yeah, why mom? he should go."
[Brad:] "it's gonna be fun. i'll get to meet new people..."
[Mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[Brad:] "oh mom..."
[Mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[F1:] "don't wory brad."
[F2:] "hey mom, i saw this great skirt at the mall today,
But it was $34, which isn't that high of a price,
But i was nervous to buy it.
What do you think?
[Mom:] "nooo!"
[F2:] "really? i really like it..."
[Mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[F2:] "oh mom, who is?"
[Mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[F2:] "mom, you're so paranoid."
[Mom:] "nooo!"
[M3:] "hey mom, i gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for little league try-outs."
[Mom:] "nooo!"
[M3:] "yeah, i have to be at the field at 9 o'clock..."
[Mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[M3:] "do you think you could drop me off there?..."
[Mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[M3:] "how am i gonna get there?"
[Mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[M3:] "i'll walk i guess."
[Mom:] "nooo!"
[Cindy:] "mom, can you pass the salad dressing?"
[Mom:] "nooo!"
[Cindy:] "please?"
[Mom:] "nooo!"
[Cindy:] "come on, mom."
[Mom:] "nooo!"
[Brad:] "i'll get it for you cindy."
[Cindy:] "thanks brad."
[Mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[Cindy:] "thanks for the tip, ma."
[Mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[Brad:] "hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream."
[Mom:] "nooo!"
[Brad:] "why are we eating inside?
It's a beautiful night.
We need to get out more."
[Mom:] "nooo!"
[Cindy:] "mother, brad is right."
[Mom:] "nooo!"
[Cindy:] "we should go out, it'll be fun."
[Mom:] "nooo!"
[Cindy:] "come on, let's go, i could go for some maple walnut."
[Mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[M3:] "yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time."
[Mom:] "nooo!"
[Cindy:] "you wanna come dave?"
[Mom:] "nooo!"
[Dave:] "no, i'll hang out with mom."
[M1:] "you sure?"
[Mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[Dave:] "yeah, go without me."
[M3:] "all right, see you guys later."
[Mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[Dave:] "how are you, mom? great meal tonight. sure is...
You sure know how to cook!
Boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady.
Say mom, uhm, can i go canoeing next weekend with my friend barry?"
[Mom:] "nooo!"
[Dave:] "please?"
[Mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[Dave:] "mom, you're over reacting!"
[Mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[Dave:] "why are you so overprotective!?"
[Mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[Dave:] "mom! i'm going to the ice cream place!
You're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!"
[Bangs on the table, gets up]
[Mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"
[Screen door closes]
[Mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at him!"
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