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This is the most fucked up motherfucker I know
He can't go to the beach
And the motherfucker definitely can't get a suntan
Frosty
Frosty the snowman had a dick of snow
He could only fuck a bitch when her pussy was real cold
Frosty the snowman had a dick of wealth
But if he passed a real hot ass, his dick would surely melt
Spring will be here and his dick will disappear
Like water on a hot frying pan
His balls will release steam, all the hoes will scream
It's the end of Frosty man
Frosty the snowman fell in love with a bitch named Dot
That he couldn't fuck for a million bucks
'Cause her pussy was too hot
Yeah! Frosty!
Bitch have to live in a 'frigerator, a deep freeze
Talking 'bout cold blooded
My nigga, he's cold blooded
Yeah
Frosty the snowman was never able to cum
'Cause when he fucked some queer, the sun would appear
His ass would have to run
It's time for Frosty the snowman's dick to disappear
It's time to say goodbye, but don't you cry
He'll fuck you again next year
You know, I just thought about that shit
This motherfucker never drunk no hot chocolate, coffee
And he probably can't smoke a joint, can he?
That would really fuck me up for him
Anyway, check y'all later, Frosty
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