Shittin' in the morning sun
I'll be shittin' here 'til evening come
I'm watching my turds fall in
Then I take 'em back out again
Oh, I'm shittin' off the dock of the bay
Watching my great big turds float away
Shittin' off the dock of the bay
Making a big stain
Listen, I ate some black-eyed peas, Georgia
Oh, and they making me feel so sad, yeah
And every time I have to use the bathroom
It hurts my rear end so bad, so bad
So I'm shittin' off the dock of the bay
Just watching my turds float away
I'm shittin' off the dock of the bay
Just wasting, wasting
Go ahead, son, you ain't wanna hear no...
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh, now, yeah, uh!
I see the lady in the front row, kid
Asked me what it is we playing
This is our theme song, baby
But next show, I'm gonna sing the words to it
It's called "Weird World Full of Weird People"
Second show, okay?
Next, we're gonna do a thing by a young man
That ain't been on the scene in quite a while
Mr. Major Lance
We're gonna do a little thing that was written
By Mr. Curtis Mayfield and the Impressions
They call it "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"
We call it "The Fart Song (Two, Two, Two, Two, Two) "
Go something like this
Yeah, uh!
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