If a custom-tailored vet
Asks me out for something wet
When the vet begins to pet
I cry "Hooray!"
But I'm always true to you, darling, in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, darling, in my way
I've been asked to have a meal
By a big tycoon in steel
If the meal includes a deal
Accept I may!
But I'm always true to you, darling, in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, darling, in my way
There's an oilman known as Tex
Who is keen to give me checks
And his checks, I fear, mean that Tex is here to stay!
But I'm always true to you, darling, in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, darling, in my way
But I'm always true to you, darling, in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, darling, in my way
From Ohio, Mr. Thorne
Calls me up from night to morn
Mr. Thorne once cornered corn
And that ain't hay!
But I'm always true to you, darling, in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, darling, in my way
Mr. Harris, plutocrat
Wants to give my cheek a pat
If a Harris pat means a Paris hat
Vive la!
But I'm always true to you, darling, in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, darling, in my way
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