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My girlfriend is so beautiful
She makes me breakfast and folds my shirts
There's no end to her kindness
She's the only one to make me laugh until it hurts
Her eyes shine
Her teeth sparkle
She watches all my favorite shows
But there's only one thing you should know
(Hey!)
My girlfriend is an alcoholic
(O-oh, O-oh)
Nobody's perfect
(Hey!)
My girlfriend gets all demonic
(O-oh, O-oh)
But I think she's worth it when she
Drinks (Drinks!)
Fights at the bar
(Drinks! Drinks!)
Pukes in my car
I know that it's over the minute she's sober
(Hey!)
My girlfriend is an alcoholic
My girlfriend loves yoga
She's a ringer at keg stands and body shots
Does Pilates
Then Kamikazes
So sweet but you never want to piss her off
'Cause there's only one thing you should know
(Hey!)
My girlfriend is an alcoholic
(O-oh, O-oh)
Nobody's perfect
(Hey!)
My girlfriend gets all demonic
(O-oh, O-oh)
But I think she's worth it when she
Drinks (Drinks!)
Fights at the bar
(Drinks! Drinks!)
Pukes in my car
I know that it's over the minute she's sober
(Hey!)
My girlfriend is an alcoholic
And every night
I end up driving
So she don't go out
D.U.I.-ing again
Get locked in the pen
Again
(Hey!)
My girlfriend is an alcoholic
(O-oh, O-oh)
Nobody's perfect
(Hey!)
My girlfriend gets all demonic
(O-oh, O-oh)
But I think she's worth it when she
Drinks (Drinks!)
Fights at the bar
(Drinks! Drinks!)
Pukes in my car
I know that it's over the minute she's sober
(Hey!)
My girlfriend is an alcoholic
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