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VIOLET (spoken): Oh, I'm not a hugger!
JUDY (spoken): Oh, okay. Well thank you
Thank you so much. I just hope I can do the job
VIOLET (spoken): Relax
I've been with consolidated for 15 Years
If I can't train you, no one can
You gotta know what to do
You gotta do it in a hurry
Gotta hustle
Gotta bustle
Gotta scoot
You gotta scurry!
'Cause we got no time
To fool around around here
Around here
You gotta get it right on the first try honey
Cause each mistake means they're losing lots of money
And we got no time to waste a dime around here
VIOLET (spoken): Here's your adding machine
And your letter headed paper
There's your intercom
There's the phone and there's the stapler
Got your shredder
Got your letters
Gonna write
You gotta type
Is that clear?
Is that clear?
You got your three-hole punch
And at noon take lunch
Keep it runnin'
Keep it comin'
Gotta pump
You gotta hump
'Cause we got no time to fool around around here
VIOLET (spoken): Follow me!
You gotta know what to do
You gotta do it in a hurry
Gotta hustle
Gotta bustle
Gotta scoot
You gotta scurry
'Cause we got no time to fool around around here
Around here
Punch in when you enter
Punch out when you leave
Do exactly as you're told
No excuses please
No we don't play, or make mistakes around-
ROZ (spoken): Violet! Oh, Violet!
VIOLET (spoken): Judy, this is Roz Keith, Mr. Hart's administrative assistant.
It's Judy's first day
ROZ (spoken): Welcome to our happy little family!
*Sigh* Violet
I've been meaning to talk to you about
Mr. Hart's rules regarding office decor
No personal items on the desk
We mustn't look cluttered or sloppy
An office that looks efficient...
VIOLET & ROZ (spoken): is efficient...
ROZ (spoken): as Mr Hart always says. *sigh* What a man!
VIOLET (spoken): What a man
ROZ (spoken): Here, I've typed up a memo
You can post it on the bulletin board
VIOLET (spoken): Thanks, Roz! I know just where to stick it
Dear old Roz is Mr. Hart's company spy
JUDY (spoken): Spy? Sounds exciting!
VIOLET (spoken): Well it's not
If you ever want to gossip in the ladies room
Be sure to check under the stalls for feet first
You gotta know who to trust
Better know it in a hurry
No time for such a thing as your personal worries
Gotta grow
You gotta show
Gotta keep it in tow around here
VIOLET (spoken): Let's recap
JUDY (spoken): No no no no...
Around here!
JUDY (spoken): Know who to trust and know it in a hurry
Around here!
JUDY (spoken) No time for any personal worry
Around here!
VIOLET (spoken): No laughing, no jokes, and mind the dress code
Is that clear?
Around here!
No jacks!
No snacks!
No clutter on the desk! Around here! No breaks, no personal effects
It's all about the job and getting it done around here
All about the job and getting it done
You gotta know what to do
You gotta do it in a hurry
Gotta hustle
Gotta bustle
Gotta scoot
You gotta scurry
Cause we got no time to fool around around here
Around here!
Do whatcha' gotta do
No time to dily-dally
No time to bend the rules
'Cause there are ones that keep a tally
Yeah, we got no time to fool around
Around here (Around here!)
Got no time at all
(No time at all)
(No time at all)
... to fool around around here!
VIOLET (spoken): Get it?
JUDY (spoken): Got it!
VIOLET (spoken): Good
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