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We have made exactly what you've asked for
Master, the Magic Guillotine
It has its axes axis in position
To cut the arms and legs off clean
We will test it on a lesser demon
To see if what we made works well
It was forged out of the hardest steel
From the deepest pits in all of hell
When the Son of Man and God and Lion Quests to gaultry
We'll be there
He will seek out Zargon Moth's old Ice Sword
And foolishly make for the spell
He will pull the sword from the statue's breast
He will send the head right through his chest
The prophecy will be complete
We can truly claim his final feat
Was his own defeat
Let's trap Duke Lion to the rack
Butt fuck his face right back
To the future, to the past
Because a time loop's meant to last
He'll be stuck in a hell
That we cooked up with a spell
To make his head cursed and undead
We'll make it burn and turn it red
And it'll fly right through this portal
It's invincible and immortal
Have it go right back in time and fight himself
That's Right, Duke Lion's dead
And his decapitated head is going back to fight Duke Lion in the past
Duke Lion's dead, and his decapitated head
Is going back to fight Duke Lion in the past
Duke Lion's dead, and his decapitated head
Is going back to fight Duke Lion in the past
Duke Lion's dead, and his decapitated head
Is going back to fight Duke Lion in the past
Gonna call it... Like Duke lion head? What's its name?
Uhhmm
Well, what color is it?
RED!
What specific color of red?
BLOOD RED!
Well, what is it? Is it like a bloody head? What does it do?
IT'S ON FIRE!
Then that's just it, it just uh... burns?
Sits on the ground and all red, looking shit?
IT FLIES!
So it's like, a flying blood red head on fire?
YES
Just go listen to the first album
There's already a song about it: track number four
What year did that come out?
2001
Why did you wait so long to make another album?
Look, I'm just trying to get as many streams
As I could with this hit, okay?
Yeah, I get it; It's a new world out there
We did what we had to do to finish the L.P. album
So what the fuck else am I supposed to do?
Well, this album sucks so far
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