You're horrid, you're ghastly
And I love you true
So here are some presents I'm sending to you
I'll send a small box of smallpox
A large tub of hubbub
Your own noose for home use
A crate full of hateful
'Cause you're the coolest little monster
That ever put the spook on me
I'll send a lipstick of arsenic
One urn of sunburn
Six cups of hiccups
A bin full of sinful
'Cause you're the coolest little monster
That ever put the spook on me
Monster mine
You haunt me all the time
I'll be true
I'm so in love with you
Looby dooby dooby dooby
Eight pails of hangnails
Some pass cards for graveyards
A werewolf that's your wolf
Some bat wings for earrings
'Cause you're the coolest little monster
That ever put the spook on me
My dear, you're ravishing
Wherever did you dig up that dress?
Monster mine
You haunt me all the time
I'll be true
I'm so in love with you
Looby dooby dooby dooby
Green hair for nightwear
Some lap robes of earlobes
A hat pin of bat skin
And three scraps of kneecaps
'Cause you're the coolest little monster
That ever put the spook on me
My dear, since I first laid my eyes on you
I can't get them back in the sockets
'Cause you're the coolest little monster
That ever put the spook on me
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