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Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
Santa's gettin' ripped and he's lost some weight
He's on a low-carb diet and he's lookin' great
He's got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe
The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve
He delievers the sexy and he never fails
The rest of the year he works at Chippendale's
Sexy sexy santa
He's got a bitchin' sled and some rock-hard abs
Sexy sexy santa
He knows you've naughty 'cause he's keepin' tabs
In the back of his sleigh he's got some hoe hoe hoe's
They're lickin' eggnog drippin' from his firehouse
He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer
Yeah you can see his North Pole, if you look at his pants-a
He's got a bitchin' red suit and he's totally buff
He'll come to your house if you got a stocking to stuff
Sexy sexy santa
He's kissin' girls under the camel toe
Sexy sexy santa
The elves are all horny and they're snortin' blow
Sexy sexy santa
It's the UK, USA, Brazil and Japan
Sexy sexy santa
Makin' love to every Chirstmas-lovin' woman and man
Suck it
Yeah he's spreadin' Christmas cheer
To the Scrooges and the Grinches
Here's your log, it's a chubby 11 inches!
Naked on his reindeer on booze
Makin' love to Christians and renegade Jews
He's got a calander, but only one day has an 'X'
That leaves 364 days for sex
Sexy sexy santa
More cushion for the pushin' don't apply to him now
Sexy sexy santa
He's hot, but he used to be a big fat cow
Sexy sexy santa
All the little girls wanna sit on his lap
Sexy sexy santa
Get 'em riled up so they get free crap
Wow!
Ho, little girl, you wanna get a little Christmas inside of you tonight?
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