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Steel Panther - Heavy Metal Rules - I Ain't Buying What You're Selling
Heavy Metal Rules
01. Zebraman
02. All I Wanna Do Is Fuck (Myself Tonight)
03. Let's Get High Tonight
04. Always Gonna Be a Ho
05. I'm Not Your Bitch
06. Fuck Everybody
07. Heavy Metal Rules
08. Sneaky Little Bitch
09. Gods of Pussy
10. I Ain't Buying What You're Selling
I don't need a crystal ball
To tell me that I'll be
Dead from liver failure
Just wait around and see
Don't need acupuncture
To rid me of my pain
I've got pharmaceuticals
And no plans to abstain

'Cause I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
'Cause I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling

I don't need confession
To absolve me of my sins
They're as much a part of me
As a fish is to his fins
And I don't need the government
Or a social safety net
That Ponzi scheme will crash someday
If it hasn't started yet

And I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
And I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling

If I come across
As if I am complaining
It's 'cause you're pissing down my back
And you're telling me it's raining
Maybe you believe the bullshit
Oh, maybe you're just lying
But I ain't buying

I don't need conspiracies
Or ufology
To distract me from my happy life
Of mediocrity
I've got a labradoodle
And I've got the gift of song
When that's not enough
I take a ripper off my bong

And I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling
I ain't buying, I ain't buying what you're selling