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Hello?
What up, dawg? What you been up to?
Oh yeah? Well, that's cool, check it out
Me and you, we been down for a while, right?
We been here and there, we been pretty tight
Something happened last night that you might get upset about
But hear me out, I didn't mean nothin' by it
I'ma make this quick, I gave your momma this dick
I don't even know how it happened
I just know my nuts and her itch were slappin'
We was fuckin' on the TV stand
She was scratchin' my back with them Palmolive hands
Me and her played bingo (Bingo!)
She told me all about how she used to love John and Ringo
Then one thing led to another
Next thing you know, I'm ass-fuckin' your mother
Please don't hate me
But I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me
But I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me
But I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me
But I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Your mom sucks dick like a toothless prostitute, perfectly
The way she was workin' me
I didn't think about how you was my bud
When she spread my butt cheeks and went for the Milk Dud
And then she broke out with your daddy's gin (Uh-oh)
And I fucked her with a bowling pin
She's freaky, her nipples look like peanuts
Your momma's one of my favorite sluts
She likes lickin' up the back of my balls
I was sportin' her panties and she wore my drawers
She calls me her fat teddy bear
And she likes it when I do the worm in my underwear
I'll admit, I like spankin' her butt
I used your sock, though, to catch my nut
Don't worry, I put it back, I knew I better
That's why your toes been stickin' together (Hahahaha)
Please don't hate me
But I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me
But I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me
But I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me
But I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me (You should have a glass of Haterade)
Please don't hate me (Don't hate the
Player, player hater, hate the game)
Please don't hate me (They need to call you "The Termi-hater")
Please don't hate me (If this was a swamp, you'd be a alligator)
Your mom's ass looks like oatmeal
It's all bumpy and grainy, I like the feel
And I ain't tryna diss her either
I'm only sayin' that I wish she would trim her beaver some
Every hair is like a foot long
She looks like a werewolf wearin' a thong sometimes
It's alright with me, though
I don't care as long as I can still find the pee hole
And I hope me and you are cool
I'm spendin' the night, so she can drive me to school tomorrow
And we plan on fuckin' again (Kill a girl!)
Alright, I'll talk to you later, Eminem (Peace!)
Please don't hate me
But I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me
But I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me
But I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me
But I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me
But I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me
But I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me
But I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
Please don't hate me
But I've been fuckin' your mom dukes lately
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