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-Laughing
This shit's fire!
Last year, detective Dick Loubanis of Tallahassee, Florida's cold
Case unit dove into the 1988 murder of Sally McGinnis, who went
Missing after a night on the town. Three weeks later, her body
Was discovered beheaded, in a wooden ravine just two miles from
Home. Would DNA technology unavailable at the time of the murder
Finally reveal who was responsible for this heinous crime?
The sick dude waits, loomin'
She enters the room to doom
He makes her get nude, then Dick rapes her
And then takes and consumes a full broomstick up her butt
No bullshit, he duct tapes it shut
His dick skeezed, she's deceased, at least at peace
He retrieves meat freezer keys and opens it to a cold breeze
Throws her in, frozen, no degrees
So he'll have mo' when he please
Don't miss Darkness Falls, Thursday night, the ID channel
It was a muggy midnight lightning storm (Lightning storm)
Bored with my wife, my penis wouldn't perform (The norm)
Stretched out on my couch, it happened to me (Happened to me)
Her story appeared on the channel ID (Murder TV)
How quick she ripped and tore out my whole heart was a trip
Her picture crushed my soul down and sucked it
Right out through my dick (Loogie spit!)
Her hair, groove, and eyeliner all
Heavy and smudged (Heavy and smudged)
Told me she was a head-banging (Heavy metal true '80s slut!)
Re-enactment dramatics, bullshit tactics
Only two real pics of you?
One from '86, the other Christmas '82?
You still split this wig, boo, couldn't hack it
Feathered hairdo and leather jacket (Ooh!)
Hot rock babe (Ow!), two blurry old pics shown quick
Left me with a furry, swole dick
You're not just some dumb dead bitch from the past to me
Speaking that shit is blasphemy (Wait)
Keep that dead girl, she's beautiful
Since I seen you on that murder show
Dreams keep coming back (Keep coming back)
I dream you're not from back then
You're from right now, in fact (Not wack)
We're roasting s'mores, then comes
The big reality check (Reality check)
We leave to kiss, then your head falls right in the flames
Rolls off your neck
Why did that fucker have to kill you so cold? (Kill you so cold?)
Why are you from the '80s if you never got waxed?
You'd still be old
That re-enactment of your death was a shame (Death was a shame)
You can't replicate Sweet Head Sally McNally, pal (You lame)
Who was she? Tell me anything
She looked like a stoner, drank, and probably had bangs
Her crime, doc, for me meant a strange life change
Content for my wife? Estrangement
Feeling a little deranged and bent
I sent myself down to Sally's killer's arraignment
Now my ass down in Tallahassee, found the gal quite classy
I'm in a suit and tie, I had to shoot the guy in the head, quick
I dashed, he's dead now with the Devil's dick in his ass
Broad daylight, a graveyard shoveling
You don't give a fuck with the love I'm in now
I'm Dig Dug, boo, let's get you above (Above)
I'ma sleep with your boney bones and give 'em love (Love)
I'm hoping Miss McNally is coming mummified (Mummified)
You feeling Sally, boo? Give me something I can ride (Ride)
If we're super lucky, it'll be a hole there (Hole there)
A hole anywhere, fuck, I don't care, I'm
Tryna go there, bitch (Go there, bitch)
At least give me something to hump in
Just a clumpin', a fuckin' lump of somethin'
Damn, all bones, just like my life, all bones
I wish there was more left of you than
Just bones (Of you than just bones)
And shooting your killer in that
Courtroom like I did won't bring you home
If you'd have had a daughter, that'd be the bomb (That'd be the bomb)
Ego ranga tanga bangin' that bad bitch
Out backward, picture in her mind
I'm back home, I guess I'll never get with ya
Sweet dead metalhead, I'll never forget ya!
Sally McNally, not just another dead name, a dead face (Dead face)
In reference to a case, then erased (Then erased)
No, baby, rewind, baby, be mine (Be mine)
I like your hairdo (I like your hairdo), let me get near you
So you met with disaster, no one has to know
Me and you, let's write a brand new forever mo' (Forever mo')
Let me hear your laughter (Let me hear your
Laughter), a little giggling (A little giggling)
Baby, live again, let's get them titties jiggling (Jiggling)
You ain't a dead bitch (Dead bitch)
, You're just dead wrong (Dead wrong)
Or maybe dead dumb (Dead dumb) if you ain't headstrong (Headstrong)
You only die when you've given up
Try getting up (Try getting up) or get the
Fuck, fly around and live it up (Live it up)
How real are you? (Are you?) Feeling part two
Three, four, five, six, bitch (Bitch), start to (Start to)
Let's mix, let's autofix (Autofix)
Quick, fix all those dicks (All those
Dicks), give 'em pulvix (Pulvix)
Dead in '88 ('88), I said, "Lady, wait" (Lady, wait)
You made it through to '92, I'm reminding you (I'm reminding you)
Hard armadillos (Armadillos), billion dollar billas
Resurrected like Shangri-La pillars (Shangri-La pillars)
So dead that dead talk (Dead talk), dead is '85 ('85)
Born again, arrived, I found a pen drive (Pen drive)
Six sixty-five round trip, you better dip (Better dip)
And don't forget, shit's over in a blip (Over in a blip)
That's all you get, bitches! My bag is empty, just like your skulls!
What the fuck are you still here for? Get the fuck out of my
Beautiful, flawless, rotting, dead face! -Laughing maniacally
Goodbye, shitty-pants shitheads! Hope you enjoyed
Playing with the poop! You still here? How 'bout I
Kiss your lips good with the blade of my axe? Oh, shit!
The dimension is folding again! -Laughing maniacally
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