In the not-too-distant future, Next Sunday A.D.,
There was a guy named Jonah, not too different from you or me
He worked at Gizmonic Institute, just another mug in a ye llow jumpsuit
A distress call came for him at half past noon,
That's when an evil woman trapped him on the dark side of the moon!
KINGA FORRESTER: I'll send him cheesy movies, the worst I can find (La, la, la).
He'll have to sit and watch them all, and we'll monitor his mind (La, la, la!).
HAR MAR SUPERSTAR: Now keep in mind that Jonah can't control where the movies begin or end, (La, la, la!).
So he'll have to keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends!
Robot Roll Call!
CAMBOT!
GYPSY!
TOM SERVO!
CROOOOW!
HAR MAR SUPERSTAR: If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts,
Then just repeat to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax,
for Mystery Science Theater 3000!"
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