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Hey Japan, here's the bonus track
It's track fifteen
Oh no
Ooh
Oh yeah
I read this stuff on Wikipedia so don't take it as fact
I bring the knowledge of Japan you wack MCs lack
I pack so much flavor that I make your tongue snap
As I tear it up on this Japanese bonus track
Japan is located in eastern Asia
It's a country more prosperous than Malaysia
They make robotic dogs and PSPs
Nintendo, and messed up pornography
I bought the DVD of that Battle Royale movie
Where kids cut each other up just like sushi
Kids killing kids on a lost island
I can't show my parents, they wouldn't understand
American consumers like Japanese cars
Because Japanese cars are built better than ours
Better, better, better than ours
Better than ours
This is the Japanese bonus track
Lars is international and that's a fact
This is a bonus track for Japan
'Cause Lars has special love for his Japanese fans
This is the Japanese bonus track
Lars is international and that's a fact
This is a bonus track for Japan
'Cause Lars has special love for his Japanese fans
(That's right, that's right, come on)
Tokyo is the country's biggest city
But Japanese people are itty bitty
They bow and say thank you in the halls
Kids there like Pac and Biggie Smalls
What? Cibo Matto is Japanese
But the Wu-Tang Clan is not Japanese
Super Mario brothers are Japanese
Hello Kitty iPhone cases are half Japanese
Homer was plagiarized on a box
Of fish light bulb that cleaned his socks
Once Mr. Sparkle in effect
Dirt is something he disrespects
The Ninja Turtles aren't Japanese
But the Iron Chef is Japanese
And MC Lars is in Japanese
(Wanna learn more about Japan?)
Yes please!
This is the Japanese bonus track
Lars is international and that's a fact
This is a bonus track for Japan
'Cause Lars has special love for his Japanese fans
This is the Japanese bonus track
Lars is international and that's a fact
This is a bonus track for Japan
'Cause Lars has special love for his Japanese fans
Domo arigato, Japan
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