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Frank Zappa - Halloween 81 - You Are What You Is (take 2)
Halloween 81
Disc 1
01. Chunga’s Revenge
02. “The Finest Night of the Year”
03. You Are What You Is (take 1)
04. You Are What You Is (take 2)
05. Mudd Club
06. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
07. Dumb All Over
08. Heavenly Bank Account
09. Suicide Chump
10. Jumbo Go Away
11. Envelopes
12. Drowning Witch
13. What’s New in Baltimore?
14. Moggio
15. We’re Turning Again
16. Alien Orifice
Disc 2
01. Teen‐age Prostitute
02. Flakes
03. Broken Hearts Are for Assholes
04. The Blue Light
05. Tinsel Town Rebellion
06. Yo Mama
07. Bobby Brown Goes Down
08. City of Tiny Lites
09. “We’re Not Gonna Stand for It”
10. Strictly Genteel
11. Dancin’ Fool
12. Whipping Post
Disc 3
01. Black Napkins
02. “A Historical Event”
03. Montana
04. Easy Meat
05. Society Pages
06. I’m a Beautiful Guy
07. Beauty Knows No Pain
08. Charlie’s Enormous Mouth
09. Fine Girl
10. Teen‐age Wind
11. Harder Than Your Husband
12. Bamboozled by Love
13. Sinister Footwear II
14. Stevie’s Spanking
15. Commercial Break
Disc 4
01. Cocaine Decisions
02. Nig Biz
03. Doreen
04. Goblin Girl
05. The Black Page #2
06. Tryin’ to Grow a Chin
07. Strictly Genteel
08. The Torture Never Stops
09. “The Real Show Keeps Going”
10. Joe’s Garage
11. Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
12. The Illinois Enema Bandit
13. “The Halloween Tradition”
14. King Kong
15. Auld Lang Syne
Disc 5
01. Zoot Allures
02. “The Last of Our Halloween Shows”
03. I’m the Slime
04. Pound for a Brown
05. Dave & Al
06. Cosmik Debris
07. Montana
08. Easy Meat
09. Dumb All Over
10. Heavenly Bank Account
11. Suicide Chump
12. Jumbo Go Away
13. Envelopes
14. Drowning Witch
Disc 6
01. What’s New in Baltimore?
02. Moggio
03. We’re Turning Again
04. Alien Orifice
05. Teen‐age Prostitute
06. Sinister Footwear II
07. Stevie’s Spanking
08. Cocaine Decisions
09. Nig Biz
10. Goblin Girl
11. The Black Page #2
12. Whipping Post
13. Broken Hearts are for Assholes
14. The Torture Never Stops
Do you know what you are?
You are what you is
You is what you am
A cow don't make ham
You ain't what you're not
So see what you got
You are what you is
An' that's all it it is

A foolish young man
From a middle class fam'ly
Started singin' the blues
Cause he thought it was manly
Now he talks like the Kingfish
("Saffiiiee!")
From Amos 'n Andy
(Holy mack'l dere)
He tells you that chitlins
Well, they taste just like candy
He thinks that he's got
De whole thang down
From the Nivea Lotion
To the Royal Crown

Do you know what you are?
You are what you is
You is what you am
A cow don't make ham
You ain't what you're not
So see what you got
You are what you is
An' that's all it 'tis

A foolish young man
Of the Negro Persuasion
Devoted his life
To become a Caucasian
He stopped eating pork
He stopped eating greens
He traded his dashiki
("Uhuru!")
For some Jordache Jeans
He learned to play golf
An' he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I ain't no Nigger no more (hey hey hey)"

Who is who
(I don't know)
'N what is what
(Somethin' I just don't know)
'N why is this
(Tell me now)
Appropriot
(That's a funny pronunciation if'n ever I heard one)
If you don't like
(Where'd you get that word?)
What you has got
(Appropriot? The word is not)
Drop it in the dirt
(Drop it yeah)
'N let it rot
(I can smell it now)
Someone else
(Here de come, here de come)
Will surely come
(I told you they was comin')
'N pick it up
(That's right!)
Cause he wants some
(An' he wants it for free)
And when one day
(There will come a day)
You wonder who
(I wonder too)
You used to was
(Who I was anyway)
'N what you do
(I used to work at the post office)
You'll scratch your head
(But I don't wanna un-do my doo)
'N look around
(Just to see what's goin' on)
But what you lost
(Can't seem to find it)
Will not be found
(A Mercedes Benz)

Do you know what you are?
(I know)
You are what you is
(I'm the kinda guy)
You is what you am
(That ought to be drivin')
A cow don't make a ham
(A four-fifty SLC)
You ain't what you're not
(A big ol' red one)
So see what you got
(With some golf clubs stickin' out de trunk)
You are what you is
(I'm gwine down to de links on Saturday mornin')
An' that's all it is
(Gimme a five-dollar bill)
You are what you is
(And an overcoat too)
An' that's all it is
(Where's my waitress? Yeah)
You are what you is
(Robbie, take me to Greek Town)
An' that's all it is
(I'm harder than yer husband; harder than yer husband)
You are what you is
(I'm goin' down to White Street, to the Mudd Club y'all)
An' that's all it is
(I'm goin' down 'n work the wall 'n work the floor)
You are what you is
('N work the pipe 'n work the wall)
An' that's all it is