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Dreamed I was an Eskimo
(Bo-bo-da-da-da-da-bo-bo-da-da)
Frozen wind began to blow
(Bo-bo-da-da-da-da-bo-bo-da-da)
And my mama cried
(Oo-oo-oo)
And my mama cried
(Nanook a-no-no)
(Nanook a-no-no)
Don't be a naughty Eskimo
(Bo-bo-da-da-da-da-bo-bo-da-da)
Watch out where the huskies go
And don't you eat that yellow snow
Watch out where the huskies go
And don't you eat that yellow snow
Right about that time, people
A fur trapper, who was strictly from commerical
(Strictly commercial)
Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo
(Peekaboo-oo-oo-oo)
And he started in to whipping on my favorite baby seal
With a lead filled snow shoe
That got me just about as evil as an Eskimo boy could be
So I bent down and I reached down and I scooped down
And I gathered up a generous mitten full of the deadly
(Yellow snow)
The deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go
Whereupon I proceeded to take that
Mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals
And rub it all into his beady little eyes
With a vigorous circular motion
Hitherto unknown to the people of this area
But destined to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology
Here it goes now, the circular motion
Rub it!
(Here Fido)
(Here Fido)
And then in a fit of anger, I
I pounced
And I pounced again
Great googly-boogly!
Well he was very upset, as you can understand
And rightly so because
The deadly yellow snow crystals had deprived him of his sight
And he stood up and he looked around
And he said
Well-well-well-well
No-no
I can't see
No-no-no-no-no-no
I-I can't-I can't-I can't-I can't
He took a dog doo snow cone and stuffed in my right eye
He took a dog doo snow cone and stuffed in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee
I mean the doggy wee-wee
Has blinded me
And I can't see
Temporarily
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