Look at little Tim Tim trying to write a viral song.
He looks a little lost, guess I could help him along.
Whatcha' got Tim Tim?
Ah, my door!
Never mind that Tim, I've come to help. You won't regret it.
Just follow the recipe and gather the ingredients.
Pick a topic people talk about on social media.
Don't violate the terms of service or your vid will be deleted.
Also, make a catchy Something that could be repeated.
Cats, cats, laughing babies, people falling, hot hot ladies.
Sleepy puppies, dancing babies, kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies.
Put a lot of words in one verse,
Careful to enunciate it.
Sing multiple layers.
It helps if you animate it.
What do you mean, animate it?
Uh, what do you mean, what do I mean?
You said: Animate it! What do you mean by that?
No no, I don't think I said that at all.
Yeah, I think you definitely said that!
No, I think I'd remember if I had said that. For sure. Definitely.
Well, what'd you say?
Well, I think it was something along the lines of. Uh.
Cats, cats, laughing babies, people falling, hot hot ladies.
Sleepy puppies, dancing babies, kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies.
Put a lot of words in one verse,
Careful to enunciate it.
Say something educational,
So parents let their kids play it.
Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
What?!
D-D-D-Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
How?!
C-C-C-Cashews, cashews, f-f-f-fruit.
What?!
D-D-D-Did you know that?
No.
Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
What?!
D-D-D-Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
How?!
Ha!
Cashews, cashews, f-f-f-fruit.
What?!
D-D-D-Did you know that?
I said no! I said no.
No.
It's okay Tim, nobody blames you.
Most people don't know the truth about the cashew.
But now you do so next time you go to the playground have everybody gather 'round and tell them what your good friend Tobuscus has taught you.
Tell 'em!
Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
That's right.
D-D-D-Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
C-C-C-Cashews, cashews, f-f-f-fruit.
D-D-D-Did you know that?
Nooooooo!
Say it!
Cashews, cashews come from a fruit!
Again!
Cashews, cashews come from a fruit!
Louder!
Cashews, cashews come from a fruit!
D-D-D-Did you know that?
No!
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