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KROQ Kevin & Bean: A Family Christmas in Your Ass
01. Introduction
02. Feel the Warmth
03. Mele Kalikimaka
04. Holiday Message
05. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
06. Blue Christmas
07. Message From a Jew
08. Dreydl Song
09. Santa Claus Is Smoking Reefer
10. Christmastime in the LBC
11. New Detective Xmas
12. Christmastime Is Here
13. Storytime With Bobcat
14. Christmas Time
15. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
16. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
17. One of Those Christmas Days
18. Holiday Message
19. Me and Mrs. Claus
20. Little Drummer Boy
21. Cindy's Christmas Gift
22. Little Saint Nick
23. Holiday Message
24. The Little Drum Machine Boy
25. Mr. Birchum's Gift Guide
26. I'll Be Home for Christmas
27. The Xmas Files
28. Christmas Piglet
29. Santa Baby
30. O Holy Night
31. Suzy Snowflake
32. Holiday Message
33. Jingle Bells
34. Holiday Message
35. Twas the Night
Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olom

Aww yeah
That's the holiday
Rum-pum-pum-pump
That's the
Beeyatchhh
Holiday robot funk
Rum-pum-pum-pump rum-pum-pum-pump

Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olom

Right about now, we're gonna drop some
Rum-pum-pum-pump
Hanukkah science
Yeah uh, uh, this is it

I press a button make the gentlemen cry
I rock a beat to make the hamburger fry
And I funk this joint and shake that holiday gear
The system boomin' strictly Pioneer
Under the rear
Bringin' a tear

Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olom
Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olom
Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olom
Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olom

I turn it out in a holiday mode
Safe like a seatbelt in a Volvo
Keepin' it real like a spray snow tree
We'll shut it down harmoniously
Rockin' softly
8-0-8 beats

Pimpin' is his game

I get the shit lit like a menorah
This funk's so illegal I think I might need a lawyer
I'm not a firestarter, but my beats gets hotter
Get 'em out like an allowance, footwear
I rock with new balance
Hanukkah pimps on it, check
Check the mic, I rock the pimp
No sweat

Meals are mackin', tracks jackin'
Ejaculating like buffet tables and record labels
Willin' and able, to bring my funk in the place it needs be
Lifestyles of the slick and sleazy
Spin 'em around, play around, like a dreidel
Kinda science that puts ya back into the cradle
Oh my shit, sometimes this track is so poignant
Somebody please pass me some kinda ointment
Put these rhymes together like a thief
Clear up your nose like a eucalyptus leaf
Droppin' science so you don't even know what hit ya
Next thing you know you're 13 gettin' a Bar Mitzvah

Pimpin' is his game

Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olom
Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olom
Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olom
Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olom

Pimpin' is his game

Elohenu Melech Ha Olom

Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olom
Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olom
Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olom
Baruch Atah Adonei Elohenu Melech Ha Olom

I get down, I get down, I get down all the way
I get down, i get down, I get down all the way
I get down, i get down, I get down all the way
I get down, i get down, I get down all the way
I get down, i get down, I get down all the way
I get down, i get down, I get down all the way
I get down, i get down, I get down all the way
I get down, i get down, I get down all the way
I get down, i get down, I get down all the way

Hannukah pimp
Pimpin'
Pimpin'
Pimpin'
Menorah
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