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I died again today
Internet says
Rumours, they start to snowball
With gruesome details
I checked in the shower
No blood or bullet wounds
But it's gone stark raving viral
So it must be true
And 9 11 was an inside job
Obama is a Muslim
From darkest Africa
Know not to believe Fox News
Who would turn around and spread this
People with too much time on their hands
Little Kaptain Klueless
Posted on Punk News
I banned him from Dirksen's service
Only it wasn't true
Then an ex-girlfriend
Put up a wild screed
I got weapons in my car
To hunt down ex-Kennedy's
Sure enough snarky remarks
Come pouring in
Angry birdbrain tweets galore
Too chicken to sign their name
Not one parrot stopped to ask
"Is this real or more made-up trash?"
From people with too much time on their hands
Monkey with stock prices
Lie to get their coworkers fired
Swiftboat your ex-lovers
Make up sex offender files
Go whining to Yelp
When you can't get something for free
So damn eager to push send
When 2+2=23
Yeah
Somebody dissed me
All over Facebook!
The sky is falling
Well I could care less
What they think of me
As the great philosopher
Jerry Lee once said
"I am what I am!"
The good news is
We all can have our say
Not just pundits and weasels
Can access our brains
The bad news is
We all can rant and flame
So don't just question authority
Question bloggers
Question me!
Cyber-bullied suicides
Start as someone's sick jokes
Kids gunned down at school again
Parents stalked, saying it's a hoax
And refugees are rapists
Sent from ISIS training camps
By People with too much time on their hands
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