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Penis dimension
Penis dimension
Penis dimension is very big
Eyes that hardly see and I was on penis dimension
Do you worry?
Do you worry a lot?
Do you worry?
Do you worry and moan that the size
Of your cock is not monstrous enough?
It's your penis dimension
Penis dimension
Wa, wa, wa, wa
Wa, wa, wa, wa
Hiya, friends
Now just be honest about it, did you ever consider the
Possibility that your penis, and in the case of many
Dignified ladies, that the size of the titties themselves
Might provide elements of subconscious tension?
Weird, twisted anxieties that could force a human being to
Have to become a politician, a policeman, a Jesuit monk
That means he descends from- A rock and
Roll guitar player, a wino, you name it
Or in the case of the ladies, the ones that can't afford
A silicone beef-up, they become writers of hot books
Manuel, the gardener, placed his
Burning phallus in her quivering quim
Yes, or they become Carmelite nuns
Gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed his
Mutated member in her slithering slit
Or race horse jockeys
There is no reason why you or your loved one should suffer
Things are bad enough without the size of your organ
Adding even more misery to the troubles of the world
Right on, right on
Now, if you're a lady and you've got munchkin tits, you can
Console yourself with this age-old line from primary school
"Anything over a mouthful is wasted!" Yes
And isn't it the truth?
And if you're a guy and one night you're at a
Party and you're trying to be cool, I mean- Mm-hmm
...
You aren't even wearing any underwear you're being so cool, and
Somebody hits on you one night and he looks you up and down and he
Says, uh, "Eight inches or less," well let me tell you, brothers
That's the time when you've gotta turn around and look that son of
A bitch right between the eyes and you gotta tell them these words...
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