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The Mothers of Invention - Mother’s Day - Call Any Vegetable
Mother’s Day
Disc 1
01. Fountain of Love
02. Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
03. Concentration Moon
04. Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
05. Let’s Make the Water Turn Black
06. Stuff Up the Cracks
07. America Drinks
08. Cheap Thrills
09. You’re Probably Wondering Why I’m Here
10. The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny
11. No No No
12. Plastic People
Disc 2
01. Are You Hung Up
02. Help I’m a Rock (suite in three movements): Okay to Tap Dance / In Memoriam, Edgar Varese’ / It Can’t Happen Here
03. Bow Tie Daddy
04. Harry, You’re a Beast
05. What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body
06. Invocation & Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin
07. Later That Night
08. The Return of the Son of Monster Magnet (unfinished ballet in two tableaus): Ritual Dance of the Child Killers / Nullis Pretii
09. Wowie Zowie
10. Call Any Vegetable
(Cheesey, Cheesey)
(This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular
They're real good for yo)

Call any vegetable Call it by name
Call one today When you get off the train
Call any vegetable And the chances are good
Aw, The vegetable will respond to you

(Some people don't go for prunes... I
Don't know, I've always found that if they...)
Call any vegetable Pick up your phone
Think of a vegetable Lonely at home
Call any vegetable And the chances are good
That a vegetable will respond to you

Rutabaga, Rutabaga,
Rutabaga, Rutabaga,
Rutabay-y-y-y...

(A prune isn't really a vegetable...
CABBAGE is a vegetable...)

No one will know
If you don't want to let them know
No one will know
'Less it's you that might tell them so
Call and they'll come to you
Covered with dew
Vegetables dream, Of responding to you

Standing there shiny and proud by your side
Holding your hand while the neighbors decide
Why is a vegetable something to hide?