Norton is a mummy's boy
Norton's very clever
Norton's very good at sport
In the nicer weather
Norton is a pretty boy
Norton is a sissy
Norton's got a lovely girl
Now isn't that a pity?
Norton is a daddy's boy
Norton joined the army
He thought they'd make a man of him
He must be bloody barmy
Suck 'em!
Number 2431333
Private Norton reporting for duty, sir
Ah, jolly good, Norton
Recommend a commission, sergeant
Sir! About turn!
Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right
Norton's still a pansy boy
Norton's still a pet
And if he gave me half the chance
I'd wring his bleedin' neck
Oi!
I love you, Norton
Right on
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