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I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a cropa dental floss
Raisin' it up, waxin' it down
In a little white box, I can sell up town
By myself, I wouldn't have no boss
'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss
Well, I just might and grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff to somebody else
But then, on the other hand I would
Keep the wax and melt it down
Pluck some floss and swish it around
I'd have me a crop (ba-ba-ba-ba, boo-boo-da-na-na)
And it'd be on top
That's why I'm movin' to Montana
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon
Yes, I am
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon
I'm pluckin' the ol' dental floss
That's growing on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss
I'd work all day and all night and all afternoon
Oh-oh, I'm ridin' a small tiny horse
His name is Mighty Little, he's a good horse
Even if he's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle and blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle and blanket on anyway
Oh, anyway
I'm pluckin' the ol' dental floss
Even if you think it might be a bit silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
Gonna find me a horse, just about this big
And ride it all along the borderline
With a pair of heavy duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in may hand
Every other wrangler would say
That I was mighty grand
By myself, I wouldn't have no boss
'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss
Well, I might ride along the border
With my tweezers gleaming in the moonlight at night
Then I'd get a cup a coffee and give my foot a push
Just me and the pygmy pony over by the dental floss bush
Then I might just jump back on (ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-boo-da-na-na)
And ride, like a cowboy
Into the dawn of Montana
Movin' to Montana soon (yippy-aye-oh-ty-ay)
Movin' to Montana soon (yippy-aye-oh-ty-ay, oh)
Movin' to Montana soon (yippy-aye-oh-ty-ay)
Movin' to Montana soon (yippy-aye-oh-ty-ay, whoa)
Movin' to Montana soon (yippy-aye-oh-ty-ay)
Movin' to Montana soon (yippy-aye-oh-ty-ay)
Movin' to Montana soon (yippy-aye-oh-ty-ay) oh yeah
Movin' to Montana soon (yippy-aye-oh-ty-ay)
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