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Everybody loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brains are in a rut
But everybody loves a nut
There was a hermit named Fred
Who kept a dead horse in his cave
And everyone said to Fred
"Fred how come you keep a dead horse in your cave?"
And he said, "Well"
Everybody loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brains are in a rut
But everybody loves a nut
A Columbia man named Frank
Had a tiger named Hank
He tried to put Hank in his tank
Guess what happened to old Frank
When they picked up the teeth hair and eyeballs
Erected a tombstone and read
Everybody loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brains are in a rut
But everybody loves a nut
Another Columbia fellow
Told Queen Isabella
I don't think the world is flat
Now what do you think about that?
And she said, "You don't?"
He said, "No ma'am"
And she said, "You get out of my kingdom"
And he said, "Yes ma'am"
Everybody loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brains are in a rut
But everybody loves a nut
Everybody loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brains are in a rut
But everybody loves a nut
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