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Oh, giiirl!
What, girl?
I can't even tell you what happened last night!
What you mean? With Thomas?
No!
With Jerryl?
No!
With Sean?
Girl, no! I'm talking about Jodaris
You know he my baby daddy! Soon-to-be that is!
Just get to the story, girl!
Okay, okay, okay, girl! He called me over about a quarter after two
And you know that's OUR time
So I pull up or whatever, and when I walked through that door
He got rose petals leading all the way to the bedroom
'Cause you know, the week before, we wasn't able to spend time
Because his wife just was taking up all his space, you know? Ugh
Yеah, I know how that is
Anyway, girl... We do our THANG! I mean
We make up for all the lost time
But tell me why when I was leaving
I bump into his wife in the driveway?
And I start thinking fast
Luckily, I got my postman's sticker on the front of my car
I immediately just looked at him and
Said, "I hope you enjoyed the midnight snack!"
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