I been a good boy, I said my prayers,
I brushed my teeth and I went upstairs
I asked, "Lord, God won't you bless my soul
I want hole, foal, rock and roll;
When I grow up, I wanna be
The baddest motherfucker what you ever done see.
But Christ looked down, he said "My Son,
What you ask of me, cannot be done;
the position you require it has been filled,
By a bad motherfucker with a bag o' pills,
a three-piece suit, snakeskin boots,
a rhinestone smile and an attitude,
He'll rob your phone, he'll fuck your byore,
His name is written all across the toilet door,
He'll get the Holy Ghost, he'll spread it on toast
It's fucking Eamon De Valera and he's double dropping yokes!
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