Guy: "Hey Tesco, good show!"
Tesco: "Thanks boss"
Guy: "When you coming back?"
Tesco: "I'm here now, asshole."
Guy: "Hey Tesco, why'd you call me an asshole?"
Tesco: "Hey sorry boss, uh I- uh, it just slipped out
Guy: "Hey Tesco-"
Tesco: "What's up?"
Guy: "Is there going to be old stuff on the new record?"
Tesco: "Uhh, no."
Guy: "Hey Tesco, I've got eleven cats.
You want to sleep on my floor tonight?"
Tesco: "Uhh, how 'bout no."
Guy: "Hey Tesco, is that the original lineup?"
Tesco: "No."
Guy: "Hey Tesco, will you sign my ballsack?"
Tesco: "Rahhhhh"
Guy: "Will you sign my wife's tits?"
Tesco: Those are more like utters."
Guy: "Hey Tesco, will you kick me in the balls?"
Tesco: "Uhh, what do I say to that?"
Guy: "Hey Tesco... can my wife blow you?"
Tesco: "Uhh-"
Guy: "Can I blow you?"
Tesco: "Uh no, sorry dude."
Guy: "Hey Tesco, I got a pet ferret named "Tesco"."
Tesco: "That's kinda pathetic dude."
Guy: "Hey Tesco, what do you mean?"
Tesco: "Uh nothing, sorry."
Guy: "Huh?"
Tesco: "Ahhhh"
Guy: "Hey Tesco, will you hit me with that dildo?"
Tesco: "Sure come on over here."
Guy: "Hey Tesco, will you urinate on my buttox."
Tesco: "You're a fucking weenbag!"
Guy: "Hey Tesco, are you facist?"
Tesco: "Fuck you you fuck."
Guy: "Hey Tesco-"
Tesco: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
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