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Once there was a fellow
And his name was Buzz
He was just a rookie cop
Just a baby buzz
He patrolled the Sunset Strip
In the land of the free
And the home of the hip
He protected you and me
From evil women like poor Alice D
Alice was the girl
That all good hippies dread
And they called her
Sweet Alice D-Head
Alice, it was plain to see
Was full of pot and LSD
She'd attract a great big crowd
Because her inner peace was much too loud
Good Buzz did the thing
That all the good buzz must
Stuck his gun in Alice's back
And said this is a bust
Shone the flashlight in her eyes
She began to hypnotize
Buzz said what a wild sensation
Guess this must be hallucination
Love is so sensational
When you fall in love
With eyes dilational
Now they're taking pills and shots
Buzz is not afraid of watts
Buzz and Alice D have shown the way
Of where the fuzz might be some day
Buzz is still a cop of course
He's the pusher on the force
He's protecting you and me
From evil women like poor Alice D
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