...
A well
Oh, yeah?
Hmm
We went down to turn the pit, I had got a JCB from the road, yeah
We got it because my little one wouldn't reach
Dug it out, after 10, 15 minutes, we went
Back to the hole to check the height
It's full of water
Must've come from the river, right?
Uh-huh
Someone else pissed in it
It's a well
It's a fucking big piss
Somebody did
Yeah
Is that what, is that what you were doing down the bottom?
Yeah
Just coming through the, through the ground
It's like a well
Yeah, didn't it?
About three feet deep
He's the guy
So I back filled it, right?
Fucking John shitting himself
I back filled it with soil so it's like quicksand
He went in down there to spread the
Fucking soil and he's sinking in, isn't he?
He started reach for the fucking forklift
And I lifted it up, he couldn't reach it
He was shitting himself
He'd just gone by the, right at the end of the boot
"I'm fucking going, I'm going." "Just lower the
Fucking forklift quick." And he grabbed hold of it
So I had to lift him up with him hanging on the end of it
Good job he didn't let go or we're pfft, put in the fucking mud
Got to write a little letter gonna mail it to my local MP
Cunt, isn't he?
He's a Maltese man and he's going along my way
Roll over Beak oella, give me more bales of hay
Roll over Beak oella
Roll over Beak oella
Roll over Beak oella
Roll over Beak oella
Roll over Beak oella, don't you move that log my way
It's not a hefty lot
Early in the morning I'll be giving you a warning
Don't you step on my tractor blades
Hey diddle daddle, he's on the pedal and he ain't got nothing to lose
Roll over Beak oella tell the tax man the bad news
Roll over Beak oella
Roll over Beak oella
Roll over Beak oella
Roll over Beak oella
He's a god diddy
Roll over Beak oella, don't you tell the tax man the news
Yeah
You want to buy a truck?
A million new VCR
Ben ain't got a cent, he knows where they are
Roll over Beak oella, see that panda car
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Woo!
He's a god diddy
Didn't know what the hell their fucking lights were on
I said, "What the fuck's going on here?" He says, "It's all right
It's me." I said, "What do you mean, it's you?" He said, uh
"I've cut the wrong wire, actually, for the first fucking on
On the mains." 30-amp fucking cable it was, by the way
Roll over Beak oella
"It's not a hefty lot." Roll over Beak oella
Roll over Beak oella
Roll over Beak oella, don't you tell him that he did it to me
Roll over Beak oella
Roll over Beak oella
Roll over Beak oella
Roll over Beak oella
Roll over Beak oella, don't you play those games with me
Roll over Beak oella
Roll over Beak oella
Roll over Beak oella
He's a god diddy
Roll over Beak oella
It's a fucking car
I'll tell you, the fucking wheel fell off it
Roll over Beak oella, don't you play them board games
I had to fix the body working and all
A wellie just, fucking the wellies, they fall off
A wellies just fall off a, they fall off
A fucking wellies
A god diddy
I tell ya, man
Make you want to fucking scream
"Who's that cunt did that?" Ah!
That's the fucking cunt
Yeah, it is
That fucking cunt
The fucking, the fucking wellies are fucking thrown down
The fucking cunt did it
Here's another one
Come here fucking five minutes and you don't see him for about a year
Not seen him for a long time
Yeah, what's his name's the same now, as well, Paul?
Generator geezer
Oh, really?
He's supposed to come...
Yeah, he put that fucking thing there, switch over thing, yeah?
Oh, really?
The house, yeah
Bad news, though
I thought he was in charge of them
Pfft
You better get him something to help you
I hope so
We can still...
If the power goes, we're fucked
I left him a message on the thing
No, I thought it would all be done
Oh yeah, power goes in the house
Well, now we can't- We can't get any lights
Another big cunt
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