What's that on your head? A wig
What's that on your head? A wig
I say what's that on your head? A wig
What's that on your head? A wig
Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig
Sally's gotta wig
Ricky's gotta wig
Baby's gotta wig
Kate's gotta wig
Fred's gotta cheap toupee
Keith's gotta big bouffant on
We all got wigs, so let's go
On the neon, neon side of town
On the neon, neon side of town
Julia's gotta wig
Phyllis has a wig
Cindy's gotta wig
J.T's gotta wig
Carol's fall fell
Bubba's gotta big bouffant on
We all got wigs, so let's go
On the neon, neon side of town
On the neon, neon side of town
On the neon, neon side of town
On the neon, neon side of town
Hey, I bought my wig at the Dianna shop with a purse to match
My hair piece is so hot, it sets off fire alarms
Did something crawl in your wig and die?
Hey, sometimes I part my wig in the middle, and sometimes I tease it a little
Hey, did your wig get caught in a lawn mower or somethin'?
That woman looks like she's got a skunk sittin' on top of her head
Fred bought his hair piece at the thrift store, ya know why? Why?
'Cause he didn't want toupee
On the neon, neon side of town
On the neon, neon side of town
What's that on your head? A wig
What's that on your head? A wig
I say what's that on your head? A wig
What's that on your head? A wig
Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig
Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire!
Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire!
Wigs on (Fire), wigs on (Fire)
Wigs on (Fire), wigs on (Fire)
It's 2525 and we've got the most wigs alive
Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire!
Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire!
Take it (higher), take it (higher)
Take it (higher), take it (higher)
It's 2525 and we've got the hottest do's alive
I love to call my wig "Ilona"
You should hear what it calls you
I look like cotton candy
They got so many flies on her wig, she needs a bug zapper
I want to go and yo, you guys, is that a moose on your head?
Moose? A moose? Moo
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