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Your steak ain't no hipper than my pork chop
Your Cadillac ain't no hipper than my bus stop
Your champagne ain't no hipper than my soda pop
Looky here, I'm ready to take care of business
Have no fear, I'm already here
I'll tell you now
You know that I'm qualified
Your top hat ain't no better than my ginger brown
And your shark skin ain't no better than my Levi's chin
The money you got, it ain't no better than a high spending man's
All I got's a little bit of common sense
I believe in my heart the best degree is experience
I'll tell you now
You know that I'm qualified
You may find me in a project slum
Hanging out with all them skid row bums
I may be sick and I may seem dumb
That don't mean you know where I'm coming from
Look out, kid
Just make a little room for me
Your social life ain't no better than my hot dog stand
Your education ain't no hipper than what you understand
Your woman that you got
She ain't no hipper than a hard loving man
I got the power to control
I can see into your blind mole
And I wanna tell you now
You know that I'm qualified
I'm qualified
I'm qualified
I'm qualified
I'm qualified
I'm qualified
I'm qualified
I'm qualified
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