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Where's my microphone?
Is it on out there in the house?
Hey Christie!
What?
Christie!
What?
Come here for a second
You don't gotta be so damn rude
Come on now, just check my shit out
You got like 25 seconds to go
25 Seconds? Alright, I ain't got no
Boogies in my nose or nothing, right?
Everything's cool, right?
Yeah, if you want makeup
I don't wear no damn makeup, what's wrong with you?
You want it on the watch or here's your list?
Watch, shit, let's go on that shit
I want top ten list?
Yeah
Cool, that's good
Alright, hey nigga!
Hey nigga, get the crowd going motherfucker
Say fuck you
Alright, you ready?
Yeah
For real
You ready?
Let me count it down
Here we go, three, two, one
Uh!
Yeah, what's up, what's up?
My boy Funk Daddy on them keys
Yeah, in the hizzouse
Ain't no sense in wasting no time y'all, I'ma get right to it
In my left hand, tonight's top ten list
From the home office in Bumfuck, Montana
What, y'all don't like Bumfuck?
The category for tonight is
Top ten complaints of a player hater
Yeah, that's right, y'all know who he is
Top ten complaints of a player hater
Number ten
I don't like the nigga, nigga ain't never gave me no money
Fuck Mix-A-Lot
Bitch
Number nine
Other bustas is getting paid, what's up with me?
Number eight
I need some money for napkins to wipe this shit off my nose
Ass-kissing bastard
Number seven
So what if you paid my rent? You paid it late
What's up man?
Yeah
Number six
Baby, you don't wanna be with Mix because I can love you like that
Do I really need to go to number one?
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