Hello, doc? Yeah, I don't mean to-
I got this friend, and I'm-I'm callin' on his behalf
'Cause he was kinda embarrassed, like
What would he do if he went to use the bathroom
And he felt like a burning sensation?
Nah, I'm not talkin' about me or somethin'
I'm callin' for him
Aight, you got me (Shh)
I got a secret, I'ma let you in
It's cool, you might laugh, I'ma let you grin
I'ma let you say what you say at the end of the day
I learned from it, so I'm okay, okay
I had a date with Lisa, dog
And this girl was sushi 'cause she was raw
And when that ass passed, all you could say was "Aw"
She was a good girl, too, can do no wrong
'Til one day, we was sippin' a island long
Tequila in it, so you know what I was on
My eyes was on her ass and thong
Like osteoporosis, I'm tryna bone
I'm like, "Hey, good-lookin', what you got cookin'?"
Got on hard and stuck my dook in
Round one, round two, like boxers, cuz
Except I wasn't wearin' no boxing gloves
It feel good so far, though
She was Lucy and I was Ricky Ricardo
It felt great when penetratin'
Three days later, I felt this sensation, like
It wasn't worth it to me
Now it hurt when I pee, when I pee
Man, I ain't lyin' shit
It's like I shoot fire from my dick
It's so hot, hot, hot, hot
Man, that girl was so proper
Man, I had to pop her
Three days later, go see the doctor
Shit, I ain't the only one, y'all know, too
Crazy situations we all go through
My nigga TP, call him Pretty Ricky
He was just tellin' me he crushed some cold female
He didn't give me all the details
Said her thang so deep and wet, it had seashells
I'm like, "Woah, for real? That girl must could go for real"
He said just last night, he sweated, he waxed that ass right
Said her sex so good, it could give the blind sight
Make the deaf hear, make a mime speak
I'm like, "That's deep, she a bonafide freak"
He said, "Yeah, I put it on her, you know me, dog
I took a win for the team, she the trophy, dog"
Dog, he party like her like he's in Vegas
Got a call from him three days later when he said
It wasn't worth it to me
Now it hurt when I pee, when I pee
Man, I ain't lyin' shit
It's like I shoot fire from my dick
It's so hot, hot, hot, hot
Man, that girl was so proper
Man, I had to pop her
Three days later, go see the doctor
Havin' sex is like a hustle on the corner
One day, you might be a goner
Mess up your life, you can't get a loaner
So you could play Russian Roulette if you wanna
But you grown, you gon' do what you gonna
Do anyway, I'm just tryna warn ya
Before sex, put protection on ya
Or get fired up, burnin' hot like a sauna
It wasn't worth it to me
Now it hurt when I pee, when I pee
Man, I ain't lyin' shit
It's like I shoot fire from my dick
It's so hot, hot, hot, hot
Man, that girl was so proper
Man, I had to pop her
Three days later, go see the doctor
I'm burnin' up
I'm burnin' up
I'm burnin' up
I'm burnin' up
I'm burnin' up
I'm burnin' up
I'm burnin' up
I'm burnin' up
I'm burnin' up
I'm burnin' up
I'm burnin' up
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