There’s a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of It Yet - Panic! at the Disco

Panic! at the Disco - A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out - There’s a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of It Yet

01.	Introduction
02.	The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage
03.	London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines
04.	Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks
05.	Camisado
06.	Time to Dance
07.	Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
08.	Intermission
09.	But It’s Better If You Do
10.	I Write Sins Not Tragedies
11.	I Constantly Thank God for Esteban
12.	There’s a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of It Yet
13.	Build God, Then We’ll Talk

Please, leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman
From that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and

Please, leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman
From that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and

When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes
Whoa, everything goes according to plan

I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it

Next is a trip to the, the ladies' room in vain, and
I bet you just can't keep up with, (keep up) with these fashionistas, and
Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign
I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh

Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
Oh, and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table
They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin

I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it

And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so, of course, you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so, of course, you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I've never been so surreptitious, so, of course, you'll be distracted when I spike the punch