I Wish You Were a Beer - Cycle Sluts From Hell

Cycle Sluts From Hell - Thrash Patrol - I Wish You Were a Beer

01.	Holy Wars... The Punishment Due
02.	I Wish You Were a Beer
03.	Stranded in Hell
04.	Alone
05.	Souls of Black
06.	The Toxic Waltz
07.	Coma of Souls
08.	Beg to Differ
09.	Battle Angels
10.	Marathon
11.	Switchblade Serenade
12.	The Human Factor

Hey there poser
You look pretty stupid to me
Hey there poser
I'm broke and it's half past three
Hey there poser
Creeping towards the door
Hey there poser
I wish you were a beer!

I wish you were a beer
Can't breathe with all this Aqua-Net!
I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!)

Hey there poser
You look pretty stupid to me
Hey there poser
All dressed like a wanna-be
Hey there poser
Creeping towards the door
Hey there poser
I wish you were a beer!

I need a machete just to get to your face.
I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!)

Hey dude...
(Giggle) Are you in a band?
Ya look good!
Hey, fuggedaboudit!
I wish you were a beer!