And now, with your permission, ladies and gentlemen
And whatever other genders are represented here tonight
Let's pay musical tribute to the Jedi-est Jedi of them all!
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda
I saw the little runt sittin' there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
Do it, Bobby!
Yeah!
Well, I've been around but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green
Oh my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
Isn't that marvelous?
That is a wonderful standard
Written by Jedi Master "Weird Al" Yankovic
And I have a surprise for you, he is sitting right over there!
Hey, Al
Is that, are you sitting with Captain Phasma?
Wow!
She's so shiny
Al, I hope you have plenty of Turtle
Wax Chrome Polish back at the hotel
Thank you
Okay, who brought the Wampa?
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