Ziegler talkin'
Look, I don't give a rat's ass, man
I told you before, you borrow my Chevette
You return it with a full tank
Look, I can't talk right now, I'm cuttin' a record
Yeah, I'm doin' a song by Philadelphia's best ever band
No, not Britney Fox, you dumbass
Look, time is money, Mom, I gotta roll
Okay, see you tonight at dinner, later
One Saturday, I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there, and she almost knocked me dead
(Punk rock girl) Please, look at me
(Punk rock girl) What do you see?
Let's travel 'round the world
Just you and me, punk rock girl
I tapped her on the shoulder
And said, "Do you have a beau?"
She looked at me and smiled
And said she did not know
(Punk rock girl) Give me a chance
(Punk rock girl) Let's go slam dance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl
Just you and me, punk rock girl
We went to the Wawa on 11th and Orange
And ordered some hot tea
The lady said, "Well, no, we only have it iced"
So we jumped up on the counter
And shouted, "Anarchy!"
And someone played a Hooters song
On the jukebox, it was "And We Danced"
So we started to prance
On such a winter's day
She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal
Her father took one look at me
And he began to squeal
(Punk rock girl) It makes no sense
(Punk rock girl) Your dad is the vice president
Rich as the Duke of Earl
Yeah, you're for me, punk rock girl
Let's go!
We went to King of Prussia Mall
And laughed at all them shoppers
And security guards trailed us
To Sam Goody's Records
We asked for the Stickmen
They said, "They don't work here"
We said, "If you don't got the Stickmen
Then your store could use some fixin'"
We got into a car, away we started rollin'
I said, "How much you pay for this?"
They said, "Nothin', man, it's stolen"
(Punk rock girl) You look so wild
(Punk rock girl) Let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
(Just you and me) Eatin' hoagies 'til we hurl
(Just you and me) We'll travel 'round the world
Just you and me, punk rock girl
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