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Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes No. 12
01. The Robot Cat
02. What Kind of Cat Are You?
03. The 90's Song
04. F- People
05. The Starbucks of County Down
06. Teeth Clenched
07. Get Off the Phone
08. Patrick the Spoiler
09. A Loan Again, Naturally
10. I'm Goin' Ugly Early Tonight
11. Bear Shelves
12. Hug Me
13. Does This Make Me Gay?
14. It's All Been Done Before
15. Sometimes Mother Really Does Know Best
16. The Legend of Leslie, the Lesbian Lizard of Lore
17. Stealing Like a Hobbit
18. Everything I Do (I Do With William Shatner)
19. Rascal
20. The Check's in the Mail
21. The Sounds of Sinus
22. Is It Hot in Here or Is It Me?
23. Morris the Moose
Well hey, how ya doin'? Have a seat, have a drink
Boy, it's good to see you, what can I say?
Oh, sorry, gotta run, we'll get together again
Say, what was your name anyway?

Well we're working on the problem, we'll get back to you soon (yeah)
But don't try to call me, I'll be in a meeting every afternoon
For a year, maybe longer, keep in touch
Thanks for dropping by and have a nice day

The check's in the mail, hey! You're beautiful
Don't ever change, you know what I mean
My girl will call your girl, we'll talk, we'll do lunch
Or leave a message on my machine
So baby, won't you sign on the dotted line?
I'm gonna make your dreams come true
The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?

Well hey, wait a minute, what's the matter? Hold on
You want me to fork over the loot?
You say you hate my guts, you wanna take me to court
And you got yourself a lawyer with a three-piece suit?

Well I'm proud to say you're not the only critic of mine (yeah)
So if you wanna sue me, I'm afraid you're gonna have to wait in line
Take a number, thanks for calling who loves you baby
Don't forget to read the fine print

The check's in the mail, hey! You're beautiful
Don't ever change, you know what I mean
My girl will call your girl, we'll talk, we'll do lunch
Or leave a message on my machine
So baby, won't you sign on the dotted line?
I'm gonna make your dreams come true
The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?
Oh, trust me!

The check's in the mail, hey! You're beautiful
Don't ever change, you know what I mean
Why don't you leave a message with my girl?
I'll have lunch with your machine
So baby, won't you sign on the dotted line?
I'm gonna make your dreams come true
The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?
The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?